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13 Hilarious True Confessions From Moms Who Tell It Like It Is.

13 Hilarious True Confessions From Moms Who Tell It Like It Is.

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Parenting can be rough. Like, really rough. There's nothing books, friends, and your own parents can say to prepare you for every surprise in store. The ladies at Pump and Dump Comedy are here to tell you to embrace all life's little bumps in the road, because they're often hilarious. At a recent show, comedian Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula asked for some audience participation. The women in the crowd were handed cards to write about their most embarrassing mommy moments. The results are hysterical and relatable, and not just to moms. Anyone will be able to get a kick out of these weirdos. 1.) At least he asked first? 2.) I hope he isn't following his father's footsteps here. ...
These 30 Completely Random Images Are Guaranteed To Make Your Day Better.

These 30 Completely Random Images Are Guaranteed To Make Your Day Better.

Entertainment
Are you having a bad day? Good! (Well, not good.) Luckily for you, we’ve been searching for the cure for a bad day. It took a while, but we think found it! This collection of completely random images is just awesome enough to turn your frown upside down. Are you just having a good day? Good! (We mean it this time.) Your day is about to be great. They’re just that amazing. Check them out! 1. Sit back and relax as this list becomes that hockey stick for you. 2. Dwayne "Yes, This Is 'The Rock'" Johnson 3. Nothing like being around someone who's excited about their work. 4. Me-ow! 5. "Luk...
Something As Simple As Post-It Notes Transformed NYC Ad Agencies Into Children

Something As Simple As Post-It Notes Transformed NYC Ad Agencies Into Children

Entertainment
If you've ever wondered what employees at fancy ad agencies do all day in New York City, here's your answer... While Canal Street is probably best known for its Chinese food, the NYC street is also home to countless advertising firms. And this past week, an epic war broke out between them. It wasn't over a potential client, money, or even a cool campaign...no, it was over which of the creative agencies could put together the most impressive Post-It Note window display. What started out with a simple "Hi" spelled out by one competitor, has escalated into what must be eating up hours of their workdays... First, supplies are gathered -- in secret, of course. I feel like a Post-it spy with a new mission! Thanks, @Postit! #...
This Guy Responds To Photoshop Requests In The Best Possible Way

This Guy Responds To Photoshop Requests In The Best Possible Way

Entertainment
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These 23 People Got Instant Justice For Being Jerks. I Watched #6 At Least 10 Times.

These 23 People Got Instant Justice For Being Jerks. I Watched #6 At Least 10 Times.

Entertainment
When bad things happen to you, it's not good to focus on getting revenge. Vengeance is a bitter, nasty thing to hold onto that can spoil your heart. That's why we love it when bad  people doing bad things get instantaneous justice. No revenge needed! These people got their comeuppance instantly... and it's hysterical. This is what jerks get for being jerks. 1.) Trying to be a jerk? I don't think so. Ebaumsworld 2.) They tried to gang up on one guy. Oops. Ebaumsworld 3.) People take golfing seriously, even if you may not. Ebaumsworld 4,) He'll never try to knife someone's tire ever again. Hopeful...
Everyone Who Tried To Ride This Bike Failed, And The Reason Why Is Fascinating

Everyone Who Tried To Ride This Bike Failed, And The Reason Why Is Fascinating

Entertainment
When people don't do something for a long time and then suddenly get back into it without missing a beat, they say that it's just like riding a bike. The assumption here is that riding a bike is something that you'll never forget how to do. This guy's bike, however, will make you see things differently. The trick here is that the handlebars were designed to turn in the opposite direction. Need to go left? Riders on this bike will have to turn to the right. This is obviously easier said than done.Your brain is wired with an algorithm that prevents you from doing things like this. It would take months (or even years) of practice to rewire your brain in a way that would allow you to ride this bike. Watching these people give it the old college try, however, is beyond entertaining. That...
25 People And Things That Ruined Thanksgiving For Everyone

25 People And Things That Ruined Thanksgiving For Everyone

Entertainment
Every Thanksgiving Eve, households all across the country say a little prayer that the big day will go off without a hitch. By the time the last slice of pumpkin pie has been devoured and your guests are safely on their way home to slip into food comas, you can finally breathe a sigh of relief that another Thanksgiving in your house went as planned.Unfortunately, you've probably experienced some not-so-nice Turkey Days over the years. Whether you've burned the turkey or sent an entire bowl of mashed potatoes tumbling to the ground, some holiday meals just don't work out. In honor of all those little failures, here are 25 people and things that ruined Thanksgiving for everyone. 1. Try not have your holiday go up in smoke like this poor woman. ...
It Looked Like This Polar Bear Might Attack, But Then Things Turned Adorable

It Looked Like This Polar Bear Might Attack, But Then Things Turned Adorable

Bizarre, Entertainment
Polar bears are some of the most dangerous animals in the world. The carnivores can become extremely vicious and kill at a moment's notice, especially if they think their cubs are being threatened. They have no qualms about attacking anything that moves, but one Canadian bear's behavior surprised everyone.For whatever reason, this polar bear decided to put aside its predatory nature for a while when it came across a sled dog in Churchill, Manitoba. The person filming the encounter likely thought it would end very badly, but then the bear did something adorable. "You're gonna be my new pet, dog." Read More: This Tiny Duckling Imprinting On A Dog And His Owner Is All Of Us Looking For Love While this shows that bears and dogs do sometimes get alo...
These 8 Doctors Have Stories About Patients So Stupid, You Won’t Believe They’re Real.

These 8 Doctors Have Stories About Patients So Stupid, You Won’t Believe They’re Real.

Bizarre, Entertainment
Not everyone is a doctor... and that's okay. Most people reading this right now probably couldn't name every chamber of the heart. That's totally normal. What isn't normal, though, are the patients these doctors had.  These docs gracefully refrained from naming any names, but told stories about the dumbest patients they ever had. Some of these people were so bad, you won't be able to believe these stories are true. Maybe it's a symptom of the public school system, or maybe these people just skipped one too many health class days. Either way, I suddenly feel like a genius. Wow. Imgur Imgur Imgur ...
From Dirt To Dishes, Here Are 13 Good Luck Superstitions From Around The World

From Dirt To Dishes, Here Are 13 Good Luck Superstitions From Around The World

Entertainment
We all have our rituals, and when it comes to finding a little luck, we don't screw around. Here in the States, we weirdly tell people to break a leg and we pick up lucky pennies off the sidewalk, but what are the good luck superstitions people swear by in other countries? As you might imagine, they're all pretty strange.Argentinians eat beans on New Year's Eve, Japanese people take smoke baths, and the British say "rabbit" before getting out of bed. The list only gets weirder from here, folks, so suit up. Here are some of the most bizarre good luck superstitions from around the world. 1. If you ask people in China, they'll tell you that the number eight is great. Flickr / Marc Delforge The Chinese word for eight sounds similar to the ones ...
No One Believed This Girl When She Said What Her Cat Does. So She Set Up A Camera…

No One Believed This Girl When She Said What Her Cat Does. So She Set Up A Camera…

Entertainment
The Internet is a place where pretty much anything and everything happens. But even at that, when this Youtuber told people what her cat does after her showers, they didn't believe it. Enter the awesome invention known as a video camera. Watch this: She said, "Okay, so one night as I'm standing there brushing my teeth after my shower, this one decides the top of my head would make a great spot to chill out and groom herself and, well, it's now become a routine..." It might not be the most practical trick in the world, but it's pretty adorable anyway. Share this video with others below. Read more: http://viralnova.com/cat-toothbrush/
Here Are 32 Times Cats Were Complete And Utter JERKS. But I Laughed So Hard.

Here Are 32 Times Cats Were Complete And Utter JERKS. But I Laughed So Hard.

Entertainment
Why are cat videos always so funny? I can watch videos of them running into walls, or learning how to swim for hours, but I always wonder why I don't see dog videos as well. Well, after checking these out, now I know why. HAHAHA. EDIT eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World eBaum's World Seriously, why are jerky cats even funnie...
Here Are 27 Older People That Hilariously Failed At Using Facebook. LOL, So Funny.

Here Are 27 Older People That Hilariously Failed At Using Facebook. LOL, So Funny.

Entertainment
Older generations didn't grow up having the Internet or most of the technology that you use every day. Cell phones and laptops were invented during their lifetime, while they were still young. Be that as it may, they are still trying to use it the best they can, which is commendable. Sometimes, though, those attempts have awesome results. Once you see this, you might want to buy your grandma an iPhone. When you combine older people, the Internet and social media, you get something hilarious. 1.) Way to be a downer, Vincent. 2.) But did he ever get the corn??? 3.) Good to know, Olive Garden. 4.) Grandma's always there for you, ...
Something Is Seriously Weird About These Shadows  They Don’t Add Up

Something Is Seriously Weird About These Shadows They Don’t Add Up

Entertainment
Shadow puppets are a great way to entertain children, adults, and even pets. If you can contort your body or hands in front of a light source, the possibilities are only limited by your imagination.But these people and things weren't contorting themselves at all -- they just happened to make crazy-weird shadows. Some don't necessarily seem to add up when you take a closer look... 1. Van or evil van-dragon? Reddit / jd230 2. Now that's some epic branding. Reddit / interactive_giraffe 3. I'm so very confused. Reddit / MuchoGrande 4. Pizza Hut looks like a man with a hat. Reddit / dr_tantis_moboggan ...
14 English Words That Mean Something Totally Different In Other Languages

14 English Words That Mean Something Totally Different In Other Languages

Entertainment
It's no secret that English is one of the most baffling languages out there. Sometimes it seems like there are more exceptions than rules, doesn't it? While those of us who are native speakers breeze through everyday conversations, the words that come out of our mouths get lost in translation elsewhere.Here are 14 English words that have homonyms with totally different meanings in other languages! Although the words themselves aren't direct translations, they mean something totally different when you break it down to phonetics. 1. Air means water in Indonesian. Flickr / Luis Deliz 2. Pet translates to fart in French. Flickr / Todd McCann 3. Here's another English-to-French doozy. Smoki...
What This Kitty Did As A Fireman Tried To Rescue It Is Such A Cat Move

What This Kitty Did As A Fireman Tried To Rescue It Is Such A Cat Move

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After receiving a call about a cat that needed to be rescued, these firefighters raced to the scene. The poor kitty appeared to be stuck on the outside of a balcony a few stories up, and it didn't look like it knew how to get itself out of the sticky situation. Wasting no time, the crew loaded one firefighter into the lift and sent him up to help the poor thing out.But something hilarious happened just as he approached the kitten that cracked up every single spectator down below. That's such a cat move. We're happy that the kitten is safe, but we do feel a little bit bad that the firefighters had to waste so much time. At least they got a good laugh out of it!Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/cat-balcony-rescue/